when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids...
Today my cat was sleeping on my pillow while I made my bed. So I made my bed around her.
you just built her a fort that was...
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
Ummm… I asked for cole slaw.
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SAND
CATS
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ON
EARTH
NOOOO
Spread the word, folks! We must save the sand cats from going extinct! DB
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“She has this quality I don’t think I’ve ever seen before, a ferocious intelligence that is odd to see in a woman 21 years old. David O. Russell and I used to talk about how it seems like she’s 40 and 10 at the same time. We would be discussing a scene, and she would seem to be like doing cartwheels in the corner, and then all of a sudden she’d turn and say, ‘You know, it’d probably be better if you put the camera there, and start it there.’ No matter how stressed we could get or feel like the mountain is gonna be incapable of being climbed, you look at her and she sort of winks at you and says, ‘Everything’s gonna be OK.’ There’s just this sense of wisdom. Basically what I’m trying to say is I don’t think she’s real.” - Bradley Cooper on Jennifer Lawrence
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Celebrity Photoshop of the Day: Classic Paintings Recreated with Modern Celebrities
Look at these winning submissions fromWorth 1000’s “Modern Renaissance” contest!
Contestant BrunoSousa took both first and second place for recreating Rogier van der Weyden’s “Portrait of a Lady” with the face of actress Angelina Jolie (shown above, top) and Jacques-Louis David’s “Portrait of Doctor Alphonse Leroy” with actor Hugh Laurie’s face (shown above, middle). Contestant Fichtenbrenner came in at third with François-Xavier Fabre’s “Portrait of Edward Fox Fitzgerald” featuring the face of Steve Carrell from The Office (shown above, bottom).
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go home cat, you are drunk.
but really.
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